Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?
There are hours, and sometimes days. Once in a while, there are entire weeks where my brain is in that place, for an amount of time which I am incapable of controlling, where I do not think this.
Mostly, I’m getting better.
If you read one long form over-extension of a classic joke into the realms of the surreal and then back into the realms of heartwarming today, you should make it this one.
Mostly, they’re more surreal friends.
So what made you want to become a policeman?
What made you want to become a policeman-officer?
I don't remember a time when I didn't want to be a police officer... apart from the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog. It all started with my Uncle Derek. He was a Sergeant in the Met. He bought me a police pedal car when I was five. I rode around in it every second I was awake - arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting. I got beaten up a lot when I was young, but it didn't stop me. I wanted to be like Uncle Derek.
He sounds like a good bloke.
Actually, he was arrested for selling drugs to students.
What a cunt...
Probably bought the pedal car with the proceeds. Needless to say, I never went near it again. I just let it rust. But I never lost the profound sense of right and wrong I felt at the wheel of that pedal car. I had to prove to myself that the Law could be proper and righteous and for the good of humankind. It was from that moment that I was destined to be a police officer.
I think you would have made a great Muppet...
In honor of Free Comic Book Day, I present my favorite FCBD story ever: “Why Atomic Robo Hates Dr. Dinosaur” by Brian Clevinger, Scott Wegener, Ronda Pattison & Jeff Powell
This was wonderfully epic.
is this Hayatoful Boyfriend?
So, the most recent thing on the Marvel News site about films is that they plan to release five films between now and 2019, Releasing July 28 and November 3, 2017; July 6 and November 2, 2018; and May 3, 2019.
They also say they “Can’t say what they are yet” (Citation)
They’ve also mentioned that Cap 3 and Doctor Strange are planned for 2016 (Citation), neither have subtitles.
I can’t find any other references to the other movies on the list, and to be honest I would assume that if someone had confirmed a World War Hulk movie, I suspect we’d still be feeling the aftershocks.
Finally the original post says that the films are speculation after Doctor Strange. Very well designed speculation, but speculation none the less. However, someone cut that from the reblog, and now it’s fact.
I do hope it isn’t fact, because I’d quite like a Black Widow movie too.
We’ve been selling Magnetic Thinking Putty for years and have always been astounded by the burning questions we’ve received for this ever-popular item.