guesswhattimeitis:

anewbiegm:

sarahexample:

The makers of The Stanley Parable received a brilliant/terrible response to the game, so they created a trailer specifically for that person. It’s called the Raphael trailer.

I’ve only seen a little bit about The Stanley Parable, and where I was interested before I’m dying to play it now.

if you’ve played The Stanley Parable (and even if you haven’t) i urge you to watch it. it’s worth it, trust me.

If you haven’t played it, play the demo (and if you have, and haven’t played the demo, play the demo. It’s a different game that’s the same game).

If the demo doesn’t make you want to throw your computer out the window, buy the game.

Watch this, too.

tharook:

So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.

The advances in technology in four years are truly unbounded. The ability to redirect nearly every separate folder in a directory, and every separate folder in a subdirectory of it, but not to easily redirect either parent directory is definitely a sensible limitation that is clearly in the best interests of the userbase.

"Clearly", "definitely", "absolutely" and "without question". Four phrases that, I have become aware, it has been some decades since I used without sarcasm.

(The subject is being able to change the location of “My Music”, “My Documents” et. al. in your home directory on Windows, but not your home directory itself; which has now been joined by the ability to redirect AppData/Local, AppData/LocalLow and AppData/Roaming, but not AppData)

(You can do it with junction points)

(You probably shouldn’t if you didn’t know what Junction Points are, though)

I am reminded of watching the film 2012 with geologists hiding behind pillows. Not because the events were scary or upsetting, but because prior to the pillows, the screams of frustration were distracting the rest of the audience.
  • me to all my friends:

    YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!

  • me to myself:

    you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

You must gather your party before venturing forth
I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.

Bread is a god to all people, from the upper crust down to those who have the very yeast, he sees all in his leavenly light. Every flour, every tree. He sees every knead you have, but does not feel the need to prove himself to you. Some say that Hovis’ time has passed, but no. Bread will rise again.

jcatgrl:

taejira:

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

This all very humourous

Misty Mountains

shannananan:

karethdreams:

asongofwizardsandtimelords:

therothwoman:

changelingbychoice:

Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon

HELP I’M GONNA PEE MYSELF I CAN’T STOP LASUGHING OH GOD

That was weirdly beautiful.

the minions from despicable me have decided to retake their homeland

The picture was the last straw

Pre-release first-draft mix from Murder Ballads’ upcoming debut album Pretty in Scarlet. Written by Catt Kingsgrave.

Catt Kingsgrave: lead vocals, bass, kazoo
Adam Fromm: guitar, backing vocals
Ken Ernstein, Michelle Gore, Andrea Medaris: the Captain’s Chorus

Help make the final release happen! Get in on the crowdfunding campaign at https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/pretty-in-scarlet-the-debut-cd-by-murder-ballads/x/8465440 Life policy. (Hat/tip to @pinkfaeid )

saxifraga-x-urbium:

oh good god i have wasted too much of my life on this shitty website

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