zeroissues:

Badass Video Game Bitches || Kirsten Geary from Secret World

"I was an ordinary Valley Girl, major in human resources, daddy in real estate who paved our driveways with his gold card and shitty cologne. Rest in peace. Until one night in the Hills, a couple of guys who were up to no good fucked with the wrong girl. Fratboy necromancers. Ugh. The worst, especially when they man up from sacrificing neighborhood pets to abducting undergrads. But they didn’t check me for mace, or duct tape, and the next thing you know it’s all, "You can’t do that to us bitch, we’re Illuminati." Now, I got to thinking: A, if you’re a member from a secret society, you should keep that to yourself. Even under torture, I mean seriously, cry me a river. And B, only my friends call me bitch."

Reasons to play TSW: N in a series of X: The Illuminarti faction NPC, who mocks you for completing missions.

There are bound to be people out there using “Computer, End Program” as a safeword. http://t.co/bSoYbZaOhn
@andrewducker (Favourited on Twitter by @aquarion)

I had forgotten how lovely this video is.

lightningboltthis:

ashbless:

War Rhino by Judith Dawn Taylor

Empire Year 2 Event 4


And we had a giant stone head that shouted at the playerbase in welsh, but nobody took photos of that….(The war rhino was awesome. It actually literally *decimated* one of the nations it was opposing)

lightningboltthis:

ashbless:

War Rhino by Judith Dawn Taylor

Empire Year 2 Event 4

And we had a giant stone head that shouted at the playerbase in welsh, but nobody took photos of that….

(The war rhino was awesome. It actually literally *decimated* one of the nations it was opposing)

ofools:

cloudfreed:

realhousewivesofhighgarden:

bearyourcross:

If you refuse to live a thrifty lifestyle and sacrifice needless luxuries in order to pay for necessities (food, clothes, and shelter), and end up not being able to afford necessities, thats not because the damn minimum wage is too low. It’s because you don’t know how to be wise/humble with your money. $7.25/hour can get you food if you shop at the right place, and housing if you look for the right deals. You don’t need TV, you don’t need a home computer, you don’t need to eat out every night. If you learn to enjoy life on little, then you can live on little.

I realize there are unique situations and everyones different and finding jobs can be hard in and of itself, but as a general rule, most Americans just don’t know how to spend money. They don’t know what a necessity is. Then they demand more money so that they can keep spending money on non-essentials. We want to have our cake and eat it to, and that’s really just not necessary.

Fuck you for this post because you are absolutely wrong. 

"you don’t need a home computer"

motherfucker PLEASE

society has integrated with computers and internet. half of the jobs i’ve worked will ONLY accept online applications 

minimum wage is BARELY MAYBE SOMETIMES a living wage for single people. it’s 100% definitely widely agreed upon that it’s not a living wage for families. 

hahahah what is this ignorant trash of a post. You do absolutely need these things, you do absolutely need a computer, even in just school here you are required to have one with an internet connection otherwise students literally cannot pass subjects. I’m not even going to bother with this, you literally have no idea what you are even talking about lmao, minimum wage HERE in my country is barely livable, because living expenses, no matter how small are extremely costly, i cannot even begin to imagine the hardship of people living in a place with no govt help or aid and working a full time job for 7 dollars an hour to try and make a living

god dump yourself in the trash.

I’m now going to give you a secret-decoder-ring key to translate all the right-wing poverty polemics and the anti-minimimum wage propaganda into what they (a lot of them) actually think:

They will talk about people on low incomes not needing widescreen TVs. Not needing iPhones. Needing neither the internet, nor devices to view it on. They don’t need movies, they don’t need the sports channel. From the above:

You don’t need TV, you don’t need a home computer, you don’t need to eat out every night. If you learn to enjoy life on little, then you can live on little.

Here’s the key. With your mental “search and replace” function, or with a sharpie and someone elses monitor, do this:

Replace “need” with “deserve”

Suddenly the true meaning will become clear.

You don’t need deserve TV, you don’t need deserve a home computer, you don’t need deserve to eat out every night. If you learn to enjoy life on little, then you can live on little.

In a society with freedom of speech, they are free to believe this thing, and are free to say this thing. But they are also free to go fuck themselves at any time, and should avail themselves of this legal functionality.

Add me on Tiny Tower Vegas by tapping this link! http://sync.nimblebit.com/af/vegas/1F5M3

Inside a crate on level 3, you find Layers and layers of tiny brown Teddy bears, who all, as you open the box, seem to turn their heads slightly, so their multitude of round, black eyes is pointed straight at you. There is a quiet despair in their eyes, and a deep sadness slowly creeps into your soul, until you close the box again and hear a faint, many-voiced sigh escape from within. Then all is silence again in the warehouse.
skulkingwriter:

childlikeseamstress:

celticruinsdesigns:

arineat:

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

I know at least two people who’ll undoubtedly try to marathon the extended editions of these films.

Yes and their names are Berg and Nadine.
WHO WANTS TO PARTY?!

Hey Debi, they’re playing your song.

Me. I will be doing this. Oh yes.
(We were thinking of doing an Avengers one too before Ultron comes out that’s nine movies who’s with me?)

Nine movies plus the one-shots? You could include Agent of Sheild too, but that’s another 16 hours now… and will be 32 by the time Ultron comes out.
But yes, yes I am with you.

skulkingwriter:

childlikeseamstress:

celticruinsdesigns:

arineat:

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

I know at least two people who’ll undoubtedly try to marathon the extended editions of these films.

Yes and their names are Berg and Nadine.

WHO WANTS TO PARTY?!

Hey Debi, they’re playing your song.

Me. I will be doing this. Oh yes.

(We were thinking of doing an Avengers one too before Ultron comes out that’s nine movies who’s with me?)

Nine movies plus the one-shots? You could include Agent of Sheild too, but that’s another 16 hours now… and will be 32 by the time Ultron comes out.

But yes, yes I am with you.

kapaneus:

ger-shaikan-23:

There is something about everyone else in LARP that makes them look amazing, intimidating and like a total badass in their outfits while I feel like an extra in a school theatre show. Anyone else feel like that?

Wear a decent looking helmet, they’re quite intimidating and help you stand out just make sure it goes with the rest of the armour and the setting or you’ll stand out for the wrong reasons.

Plus, try to remember that while *you* know that your hose are adapted from a pair of trousers you picked up in a jumble sale, and that your entire character colour scheme is based on the fact you fucked up the dying of the cloak, nobody else knows, and if they did, nobody else would care. 

cthulhupeelz:

edviperisghey:

charlesoberonn:

For a friend who had troubles keeping track of the different sexual orientations. Sorry for not including all of them, I included the most common ones.

The illustration for Poly, Bi and Omni are just examples, of course.

HOLY SHIT THIS MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS THANK YOU

ALSO I THINK THIS MEANS I’M POLYSEXUAL? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHATEVER M8

Holy fuck I’m polysexual. HOLLA

Except that some people use Bisexual, Polysexual, Omnisexual and Pansexual to mean the same thing, and choosing the definitions of someone else’s labels and holding them to your definitions is a douche move. This is not to say that you shouldn’t apply any of these labels to yourself, but that you should be careful what you assume of them in others.